I can hear deafness

If you are dilligent in reading my blog (who am I kidding.....) you would remember one of my abstract posts saying "Someone told me i could sing "
Well now here is the rebut, my friend is tone deaf and she drinks jolly shandy ALMOST as frequent as fangren (no easy feat).
Result: averted senses, loss of money courtesy of jolly shandy (ok, she wasn't drunk), false praises and one heck of a drinking contest. I don't want to continue on because she is probably reading this quietly, like an asassin....
Why am I even writing this...
OH YEAH.... BECAUSE SOMEBODY INVENTED EXAMS AND SOMEBODY TOLD IT TO BE NOW...........

B.O.O.M but no headshot?

Today, my senior rebels in Maris Stella made a near futile attempt to combat against our school's canteen vendors. I'm serious about this, it is seriously very unhealthy! They sell scrambled eggs from the freezer and microwave it for 1 min. They had cockroaches in their noodles and weevils in the rice. I'm not joking here....
So anyway they tried to boycott the school by asking all the upper sec to bring their own food from home. Not what you might call successful......
About 5 classes or less responded with "free" snacks for the rest of their peers, generally the "free" term attracted them and in the end, the majority of upper sec still ate the horrible canteen food..... I mean, the teachers didn't even SEE the difference.... At least the canteen aunties are smarter....... They asked why we were doing it and obviously dissaproved because they weren't gonna make profit this way.
If you don't know, our prinicipal is retarded, he can only do 5 things properly:
1. Wave at the students
2. Shake hands only with V.I.Ps
3. Recieve anything worth something (ie. medals, trophys, donations...)
4. Make himself look important (NOT)
5. Polish is bald head till I can see my reflection
Anyway the vice-principal usually does all the feedback and other "unimportant" stuff. That loser can't even answer simple questions......
Student A: "Sir, why can't we bring handphones to school while ALL the lower secs can bring their macs (macbooks) and access internet free??"
Vice-Principal: "I will look into the matter... (I'm too important to listen, I'm VICE eh, Don't play play hor)"
Student B: "Mr idiot, why can't you get REAL vendors instead of a catering company??"
Vice-Principle: "We are trying to get ppl but with no success.... (EH, u think money grow on trees ar? School need money lar, how can the teachers survive without our coffee, how can I, THE VICE-PRINCIPAL, live without my daily taxi fare income)." (yes he takes a taxi to school)
Student C: "Oi cher, why no air-con in the hall but got air-con in the most useless part of the school where nobody goes??( school gallery with no-thing inside)
Vice-Principle: "It costs too much to put glass around the hall to seal... (OI, Gallery is IMPOTANT OK??? Our guests will come, see our BEAUTIFUL room and make donations and we will get ALL THE MONEY TO OURSELVES MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA)
I rest my case..

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I got nothing to blog about so GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean it.
IM SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
You must be so bored reading this far....
I'll count to 3 and if you aren't gone I'll ban you.
1....................
2......................
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am SO in need of TF2 right now.................

Evilness from 1-5

When I talk about my school, I always talk about the negative, saying their food sucks(true), the facilities remind me of an indian homeless shelter(truer), we have the most number of useless teachers and principals in the school(truest).
But I'm gonna talk about 1, ok maybe 2 good things that are coming up.
1st, the sec 4s in my school are rallying up against bad school food, seriously. Even the P.E teachers say its not good for us! So on monday, we are STRONGLY encouraged to bring our own food. Tyranny is strong in Maris Stella, so we are going to prove that rebellion is just as strong.
For you peeps from my school who are reading this, you better do it.

The shock of thunder

Before I start my time wasting it on typing this, would like to direct your attention to the bottom of the screen, not now, let me finish. The song is called "The shock of lightning" by Oasis, some popular british rock band, and i Love the song!
Now, with nothing left to do on my homework list(exept chinese) I can start playing.
There seems to be a relationship between the nearing of exams and computer usage. "They are linearly related" my maths teacher would say.
Even as I indulge in the somewhat transparent joy of using my fingers to produce language, my mom is probably listening on the wall in case I start playing music.
Did I mention how much I love headphones :E