I can hear deafness

If you are dilligent in reading my blog (who am I kidding.....) you would remember one of my abstract posts saying "Someone told me i could sing "
Well now here is the rebut, my friend is tone deaf and she drinks jolly shandy ALMOST as frequent as fangren (no easy feat).
Result: averted senses, loss of money courtesy of jolly shandy (ok, she wasn't drunk), false praises and one heck of a drinking contest. I don't want to continue on because she is probably reading this quietly, like an asassin....
Why am I even writing this...
OH YEAH.... BECAUSE SOMEBODY INVENTED EXAMS AND SOMEBODY TOLD IT TO BE NOW...........

B.O.O.M but no headshot?

Today, my senior rebels in Maris Stella made a near futile attempt to combat against our school's canteen vendors. I'm serious about this, it is seriously very unhealthy! They sell scrambled eggs from the freezer and microwave it for 1 min. They had cockroaches in their noodles and weevils in the rice. I'm not joking here....
So anyway they tried to boycott the school by asking all the upper sec to bring their own food from home. Not what you might call successful......
About 5 classes or less responded with "free" snacks for the rest of their peers, generally the "free" term attracted them and in the end, the majority of upper sec still ate the horrible canteen food..... I mean, the teachers didn't even SEE the difference.... At least the canteen aunties are smarter....... They asked why we were doing it and obviously dissaproved because they weren't gonna make profit this way.
If you don't know, our prinicipal is retarded, he can only do 5 things properly:
1. Wave at the students
2. Shake hands only with V.I.Ps
3. Recieve anything worth something (ie. medals, trophys, donations...)
4. Make himself look important (NOT)
5. Polish is bald head till I can see my reflection
Anyway the vice-principal usually does all the feedback and other "unimportant" stuff. That loser can't even answer simple questions......
Student A: "Sir, why can't we bring handphones to school while ALL the lower secs can bring their macs (macbooks) and access internet free??"
Vice-Principal: "I will look into the matter... (I'm too important to listen, I'm VICE eh, Don't play play hor)"
Student B: "Mr idiot, why can't you get REAL vendors instead of a catering company??"
Vice-Principle: "We are trying to get ppl but with no success.... (EH, u think money grow on trees ar? School need money lar, how can the teachers survive without our coffee, how can I, THE VICE-PRINCIPAL, live without my daily taxi fare income)." (yes he takes a taxi to school)
Student C: "Oi cher, why no air-con in the hall but got air-con in the most useless part of the school where nobody goes??( school gallery with no-thing inside)
Vice-Principle: "It costs too much to put glass around the hall to seal... (OI, Gallery is IMPOTANT OK??? Our guests will come, see our BEAUTIFUL room and make donations and we will get ALL THE MONEY TO OURSELVES MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA)
I rest my case..

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I got nothing to blog about so GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean it.
IM SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
You must be so bored reading this far....
I'll count to 3 and if you aren't gone I'll ban you.
1....................
2......................
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..........................................
I am SO in need of TF2 right now.................

Evilness from 1-5

When I talk about my school, I always talk about the negative, saying their food sucks(true), the facilities remind me of an indian homeless shelter(truer), we have the most number of useless teachers and principals in the school(truest).
But I'm gonna talk about 1, ok maybe 2 good things that are coming up.
1st, the sec 4s in my school are rallying up against bad school food, seriously. Even the P.E teachers say its not good for us! So on monday, we are STRONGLY encouraged to bring our own food. Tyranny is strong in Maris Stella, so we are going to prove that rebellion is just as strong.
For you peeps from my school who are reading this, you better do it.

The shock of thunder

Before I start my time wasting it on typing this, would like to direct your attention to the bottom of the screen, not now, let me finish. The song is called "The shock of lightning" by Oasis, some popular british rock band, and i Love the song!
Now, with nothing left to do on my homework list(exept chinese) I can start playing.
There seems to be a relationship between the nearing of exams and computer usage. "They are linearly related" my maths teacher would say.
Even as I indulge in the somewhat transparent joy of using my fingers to produce language, my mom is probably listening on the wall in case I start playing music.
Did I mention how much I love headphones :E

Why must chinese be in chinese

CHinese sucks, I'm sure you know. WHY! Why must it be? Can't chinese be like english? Malay at least uses english letters! China people are another thing, monday our class got pwned in inter-class handball tournament by Chinese nationals.
You must be wondering, "Ask for age limit lar!"
Teacher said:" WHat talking you, they are all ordinary whad!"
Yea, if you can look past their DAM BLOODY BIG BRAINS!!!!! Their freaking chairman was taller than me!!!!! So I was the goalkeeper since the goal wasn't as big as a soccer goal post(if it was we would be finished even faster). Bloody chinaman jumped high in the air and ZHOOM. I look behind me and the ball was just sitting there.
Of course I attempted to save it, but he threw it like it was aimed at my principal's bald head.........

root of all problems

Have I discovered a new meaning to study? Has my life been changed forever? Am I going to stop blogging? Am I spoiling my computer? Will my mum catch me doing this?
In life, we have many unanswered questions, and for every one, there is always a prefered answer. It doesn't matter if you don't know how to do what, or why to do when. All things end with fortunate and unfortunate results.
Take this morning for example where my camera acted up and missed valuable shots of uber tau pok. The silver lining is, I still got videos and photos :)
Thus may seem unrelated as I am currently drinking a can of root beer(HIGH) so for the sake of all those smart people reading this, I will stop writing......................................... now

20th April, Official TAU POK day

Today on the 20th of April, schools all over singapore(well mine at least) celebrate the one team-building exercise that most P.E teachers tend to ignore: TAU POK!!!!
Yes, today after P.E, we did a "marathon" by tau poking 2 classes and about 12 people(two people twice). It was smiles all around, well exept for the tau pokie(new word: means the person who gets tau pok :) Anyway, it was a lucky break cause our teacher wasn't here. But tomorrow, there will be an ameteur "Class Photo". If you don't get it you must bbe dumber than me (*Gasp!*) Uploading photos and vids on facebook, the last time I tried it here, my com turned into a microwave oven

Thankful

This morning I woke up and felt different, not like I'm taller or anything..
But I actually feel thankful for my school. Madness, I'm sure, but I just have unforeseeable reasons. I'm thankful for friends, wonderful friends who repel my times of loneliness and misery. School friends especially, for making life at maris stella high school better than miserable. My old primary school friends, I don't think any of you gyes are reading this, but I just want to say thanks for the memories in what used to make me love school. Well, primary school.....
Enough of emotional talk, now I'm prepared to go youth alpha :) today.
I downloaded "yo momma" on my iPhone and ruth is "dying" to see it. Hope she isn't too dissapointed........

One big melody

Getting the chance to use the comp makes me feel how fortunate I am to even HAVE a laptop. NOOO just joking, anyway thats what my mum wants me to feel.
Ruth kinda left me in the dark when she said "I need to use your guitar clamp. Don't you dare ask me why and be a kpo or I will turn in to pudge the bootcher and hook you. AHhhh, fresh meat....." Then she told me to wish her luck for her auditions. At this point I can only think of 4 most possible reasons:

1. Ruth forgot that project superstar audition has ended and can't accept reality.
2. Ruth thinks Singapore Idol auditions have started and went to queue somewhere so that when its her birthday and they actually start auditions, she will be the first one there to camwhore in front of Singapore.{unlikely}
3. Ruth is going for a school competition that will promote youths to play guitar properly. HEY I WASN'T INVITED!!!!!!
4. {Most possible of all} Ruth turns into pudge and rots its guitar and adds it to his flesh heap(I don't know why she needs the guitar clamp)

So 4 valid reasons for a not so reasonable girl.(I suck at endings, my teacher told me at oral exam)

I tell myself everyday I can't sing. But few people around me say I can. I hope they are partially deaf or mentally challenged. I prefer the latter....

Back in Pink

In my leave of absence from this forsaken laptop, it seems a lot has not been heard. Let me start with the topic of school.
For few avid viewers of my blog, you would remember I posted a link to a guy who blogged about the school's bountiful bad points. Well now he is back with his new blog appropriately called:http://wewanthpsallowed.blogspot.com/
For some others who don't know, my school is possibly the only school in the world that does not permit the bringing of handphones. Rediculous? Absolutely. Sensical? Madness.
Point is, we students give sensible reasons. What does the school do? Overlook, Don care, Forget, Rebutt.
Don't get me wrong here, I'm not being one-sided and complaining just because its MARIS STELLA after all. I'm just giving you a short form of the long complicated answer he writes in the blog, be prepared....
Seems like I'm too lazy to write anything more, so I'll just say that Exams are around the corner. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The letter

Letter writing. Most of us should be familiar with the situational writing skill (if you are not, then you are probably aged 13 or less so dont read).
Anyway, teacher ask us write letter, says can use computer send her email also can. Now I'm 3 days late and still donno what to do... Haven't do in a long time lah, don't blame me.....
So now I'm writing my "letter" in hope of getting some well needed inspiration.... As if that will ever happen......
"If you were from where I was from, you'd be f***ing dead!"
Scout a bit vulgar but he's from New York so that's quite understandable. He moves fast and can double-jump, but he only has a 'scatter' gun and a mini pistol. Not much of a war horse, but should do the trick for hit and run tactics or capture the flag :)

May the force be with me

I am a mini fan of star wars, I watched all the movies, I know who Darth Vader really is, I even know who is Darth Vader's apprentice. But the force is strong with Luke Skywalker..................
Totally unrelated by the way, I'm just happy its SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!! The 3rd best day in the entire week, 3rd because you have to finish your weekend homework for about an hour or more.. After that? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Watching Jason MR-AZ at singapore indoor stadium again, just noticed he used a electric accoustic for geek in the pink :) :D :E
Ahh TF2...... Hope someone can get it for me.....
"Some people think they can outsmart me. I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullets...." Heavy weapons gye from TF2,he carries this big-ass chaingun than sprays like mad!!

Great Friday

Today is Good Friday, very symbolic for christians all over the world.......
But I think that it should be Great Friday. Who can ask for more? A friday and a holiday AND symbolic, all on the same day!!!!
Today finally got to play Gunz at fang rens house in 3 weeks!!!! but only played 3 games......... He thinks Call of Duty 4: morden warfare is the best game in the world.... Obviously Gunz is far superior... can soldiers slash jump? Can soldiers hold 2 pistols and submachine guns?? Can soldiers use dual katanas?? Hmph, I rather call it Cog of Doody 4: Bordem Peefare....
Seems to suit the gameplay alot.

15 Reasons I hate chinese

CHINESEEEEEEEEEEEE SUCKS!!!! Wa piang leh, let megive you a brief history on my hating of chinese. ahem
In primary 3 I failed chinese until now, yes, every single test, assignment, ting xie, zuo wen(omg am i speaking chinese) up till now I have failed over 20 examination papers. If that wasn't bad enough, it caused me to have a whole different kind of hatred for things chinese. Let me list down the 15 reasons:

1. hate chinese language
2. hate chinese teachers
3. hate chinese TUTION teachers
4. hate chinese tv shows
5. hate chinese movies(exept english translated ones with jackie chan inside)
6. hate chinese soup
7. hate chinese medicine
8. hate chinese newspaper
9. hate chinese books
10. hate chinese(made in china) cars
11. hate chinese computers
12. hate chinese dictionaries
13. hate chinese homework
14. hate chinese projects
15. hate chinese schools

What do you know, 15 years old(almost) and 15 chinese things i hate. I am not totally objective against all things chinese, I like chinese holidays, chinese food(depends)............. cant think of any more....
Tomorrow is GOOD FRIDAY!!!!. Should be GREAT friday cause its a holiday AND its FRIDAY on the same day!!!! Pure joy... Of course its very symbolic for us christians and catholics all over the world, but hey, im still a 'kid'. I deserve some good R&R once in a while :)
"To solve a problem, use a gun. If that don't work, use more gun..."
Engineer is such an awsome defender in TF2, he builds turrets and teleporters. Of course he has a gun, but wouldn't it be more fun for your own invention to score a kill?
There's no need to, complicate. Cause our time is short, this is our fate, I'm yours

Anti-homework

Today during english, the teacher was so boring, I finally got the chance to sleep when she told us to do comprehension..... I drew a prototype for the future. Maybe one of my greatly smarter friends can become the CEO of a major company, then I can be the long forgotten loner who failed everything and became a beggar...... So anyway, its an invention I would like to call the TERMINATOR-for homework only. Its a simple concept really, teacher gives homework > you hate doing the homework > give homework to the terminator(trademark) > terminator scans... > scanning..... > poof > using specific algorithms and analysers for each specific subject( most importantly CHINESE) the terminator calculates the reasonable answers and prints it as per your suited handwriting style. And, if you want to keep it real, you can set it to "moderate" and some questions will be answered wrong on purpose. I can already smell the money flowing into my somewhat empty pockets (batteries not included).
STILL WANT TF2!!!!!!!!!!! "If I were a bad demoman, I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YOU NOW WOULD I???"
Makes me laugh everytime..... and the trademark after-kill-phrase:
"Looks like they gonna have to glue you back together... IN HELL!" demoman is from scotland, if you can imagine the accent, I bet my textbooks you would be grinning right now :E

GEEK

Biology always struck me as a subject of little learning. Sure, there might be some knowledge somewhere but the general way to pass it in my opinion is pure memorizing revision of notes. Now, I may not have the results to support that statement, but its clearly a relief to realise that......
I WANT TF2!!!! Such a nice game, kinda like CS but without buying guns. There are 9 characters: The soldier, the sniper, the heavy(weapons gye), the engineer, the demoman(explosives), the spy, the scout, the flamethrower guy? and the medic. Such a nice set of troopers :) Like quoting what they might say, they come from all over the world. Like the sniper is from Austrailia. He would say "BOOM, headshot". Ok, maybe it doesn't really represent where he is from, but you gotta love the aussie accent(imagine it)
Geek is the colour for fall, I'm the geek in the pink

I'm doing what?

Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing, sometimes I do and it always turns out badly. I can't stop using the computer, but I know what I'm trying to do. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Falling asleep, stupid lessons were so boring I had to stay awake..............
Nothing makes sense, but then again senses make themselves tangible to us. We don't choose our actions but actions tell of our choices in life...............
Oh yeah, I played Gunz today, haven't touched it in almost 2 weeks?

Splat, Money and Rain

Today fangren was an usher in church (ie. swanky on the outside, inside is a different story) He wore a SUPER RICH purple shirt. Moving on, we celebrated naomi's birthday about 3 days later but there was CAKE! Ok, maybe I just enlarged it to make it look bigger.... But it was really nice, I got the group photo right here:

Then of course, the birthday girl got her face driven into the cake, courtesy of fangren:

Way to go dude :) After splat, Ruth gave me $10 as part of the $700 she owes me. $MONEY$

Then when I was going home, the biggest torrential rain I have ever seen made the stairs into waterfalls, REALLY!
Going to upload the pics on facebook now, come see at:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2053319&id=1208464982#/album.php?aid=148392&id=1208464982

200 viewers and decreasing

I have this strange feeling, its something like deja vu but i'm not predicting the future or anything.... I don't know whether its because I write too much or people are jealous that I can write so often(HIGHLY DOUBT IT) but either way, my viewers have cut me off their "Favourties" list and I would probably be lucky to get 5 or more hits. Starting to feel like taking off that stupid counter, or reseting it. Makes me feel like nobody is reading.... Well exept for you guys reading this who probably have nothing better to do. I thank you for spending the few seconds reading my blog for 2-3 viewers a day is better than 0.

I don't care, CAUSE ITS FRRIIIIIDDDAYYYAYYY

In times of turmoil, in times of need. In times of hardship, in times of strife. When morale is low and death lurks all around, there can only be one word that gives hope, FRRRIIIIIDDDAAAAAYYYYY.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the day that we have all waited for 5-7 days is finally here, FRRRIIIIIIDDDAAAAAYYYY! Honestly, what would we be without the most refreshing day of the entire week( sundays not included) FRIDAY: last day of school and most work, starting of the weekends, NEVER HAVING TO SEE ANOTHER TEACHER(not tution teachers) FOR ALMOST 48 HOURS WHOOOOOOOO!
Now if you don't mind I wish to utilize those 48 hours fully.

You sing , I dance and We all steal things

Nobody is perfect (especially me) but I don't know why my guitar sounds so funny all of a sudden. I was practicing while watching a vid on my laptop when I realised something was wrong with my guitar. At first I thought it was just bad tuning, but the whole string was bad, no matter how I tuned it.... SO, I haven't touched my guitar in almost 20 hours.... OMG OMG OMG OMG.......... no la jking. anyway I was thinking of performing for teachers day but then I came to my senses... WHY SHOULD I BE DOING ANYTHING FOR TEACHERS WHO GIVE ME CHINESE HOMEWORK???????

(April) FOOLS DAY

It has been tradition that every ear on the 1st of april, someone has to be tricked on a non-public holiday. Stupid PAP with non holiday april fools......
I have always blamed the government for almost everything that goes wrong with my life.. WHO let the principal build the school? Government. WHO invented PSLE?? Government. WHO makes us go NS against our will? Government. WHO raised gst to 7%??? Government. I rest my case