One big melody

Getting the chance to use the comp makes me feel how fortunate I am to even HAVE a laptop. NOOO just joking, anyway thats what my mum wants me to feel.
Ruth kinda left me in the dark when she said "I need to use your guitar clamp. Don't you dare ask me why and be a kpo or I will turn in to pudge the bootcher and hook you. AHhhh, fresh meat....." Then she told me to wish her luck for her auditions. At this point I can only think of 4 most possible reasons:

1. Ruth forgot that project superstar audition has ended and can't accept reality.
2. Ruth thinks Singapore Idol auditions have started and went to queue somewhere so that when its her birthday and they actually start auditions, she will be the first one there to camwhore in front of Singapore.{unlikely}
3. Ruth is going for a school competition that will promote youths to play guitar properly. HEY I WASN'T INVITED!!!!!!
4. {Most possible of all} Ruth turns into pudge and rots its guitar and adds it to his flesh heap(I don't know why she needs the guitar clamp)

So 4 valid reasons for a not so reasonable girl.(I suck at endings, my teacher told me at oral exam)

I tell myself everyday I can't sing. But few people around me say I can. I hope they are partially deaf or mentally challenged. I prefer the latter....