B.O.O.M but no headshot?

Today, my senior rebels in Maris Stella made a near futile attempt to combat against our school's canteen vendors. I'm serious about this, it is seriously very unhealthy! They sell scrambled eggs from the freezer and microwave it for 1 min. They had cockroaches in their noodles and weevils in the rice. I'm not joking here....
So anyway they tried to boycott the school by asking all the upper sec to bring their own food from home. Not what you might call successful......
About 5 classes or less responded with "free" snacks for the rest of their peers, generally the "free" term attracted them and in the end, the majority of upper sec still ate the horrible canteen food..... I mean, the teachers didn't even SEE the difference.... At least the canteen aunties are smarter....... They asked why we were doing it and obviously dissaproved because they weren't gonna make profit this way.
If you don't know, our prinicipal is retarded, he can only do 5 things properly:
1. Wave at the students
2. Shake hands only with V.I.Ps
3. Recieve anything worth something (ie. medals, trophys, donations...)
4. Make himself look important (NOT)
5. Polish is bald head till I can see my reflection
Anyway the vice-principal usually does all the feedback and other "unimportant" stuff. That loser can't even answer simple questions......
Student A: "Sir, why can't we bring handphones to school while ALL the lower secs can bring their macs (macbooks) and access internet free??"
Vice-Principal: "I will look into the matter... (I'm too important to listen, I'm VICE eh, Don't play play hor)"
Student B: "Mr idiot, why can't you get REAL vendors instead of a catering company??"
Vice-Principle: "We are trying to get ppl but with no success.... (EH, u think money grow on trees ar? School need money lar, how can the teachers survive without our coffee, how can I, THE VICE-PRINCIPAL, live without my daily taxi fare income)." (yes he takes a taxi to school)
Student C: "Oi cher, why no air-con in the hall but got air-con in the most useless part of the school where nobody goes??( school gallery with no-thing inside)
Vice-Principle: "It costs too much to put glass around the hall to seal... (OI, Gallery is IMPOTANT OK??? Our guests will come, see our BEAUTIFUL room and make donations and we will get ALL THE MONEY TO OURSELVES MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA)
I rest my case..