I can hear deafness

If you are dilligent in reading my blog (who am I kidding.....) you would remember one of my abstract posts saying "Someone told me i could sing "
Well now here is the rebut, my friend is tone deaf and she drinks jolly shandy ALMOST as frequent as fangren (no easy feat).
Result: averted senses, loss of money courtesy of jolly shandy (ok, she wasn't drunk), false praises and one heck of a drinking contest. I don't want to continue on because she is probably reading this quietly, like an asassin....
Why am I even writing this...
OH YEAH.... BECAUSE SOMEBODY INVENTED EXAMS AND SOMEBODY TOLD IT TO BE NOW...........