Sports Day

Well, thanks to a rain it was a failure, again. Not saying that's a bad thing but, honestly it can't get anymore boring then it already is.
Excuse me while I curse and swear incoherently at my time wasted.
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Ok, let me describe what they do to us for 5 hours.
So, they lock us up in a stadium, prevent us from buying drinks or water from the stall downstairs, take away any form of entertainment possible AND bore us with people running around a track.
WOW, this is the best sports day in any school in the world... NOT
Comeon, it doesn't take a genius to figure that out. Thus, I have published the official mshs Sports day item checklist. Never go to a mshs sports day without them.
1. 3 1.5L Bottles of whatever drinks you like
2. 4 big packets of potato chips
3. Handphone (conceal at all times)
4. PSP/ Handheld electronic devices of entertainment
5. 4 sets of playing cards
6. A jacket (to conceal 3, 4 and 5)
7. MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL, MP3 player.
Hope you make use of these tips.
I know that I've got issues, but you're pretty messed up too