Red alert

PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL! MY HANDPHONE IS MISSING!(no ruth its not my iPhone so you can stop cheering and writing false messages of reassurance now) SO PLEASE DO NOT SMS ME, YOU WILL NOT GET A GOOD RESPONSE. PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE TO ALL OTHER PEOPLE. I CANNOT AFFORD TO USE MY iPHONE AS A CONTACT PHONE (no really). THIS IS NOT A DRILL!