The Brightside of Life

Phase shift

2010-05-21T20:44:00.002+08:00

Moving to tumblr, EAT THAT BLOGSPOT!
No lah, no hard feelings huh?
Well I don't consider this my last post ever, but I guess I'll make it count then.
My tumblr URL is: brightsided.tumblr.blogspot.com, cya there!

Dead Man Walking

2010-05-19T21:08:00.002+08:00

Well, needless to say, my life is over. I see more F's for my grades than the number of cups of water I drink everyday. What can I say, this is how my life is.
But no, it is not over, and I don't mean this in that heroic kind of raising morale words, my agony continues as I'm further tortured murderously by if not chinese tuition teachers, chinese teachers.
Note the (s)....
Plus, once the Chinese O's are over, guess what?
What?
Oh nothing much really, just 4 weeks of hell on earth, 5 days a week like the "holidays" were never there from the beginning. Damn straight I'm pissed.
Well, on the Brightside, if I can even see one anymore, The jxs camp is gonna be fun, when I'm there 25% of the time.......
I'm trying not to tell you, but I want to, I'm scared of what you'll say....

I'm still gonna die

2010-05-17T20:56:00.002+08:00

Tomorrow, some will have just finished their prelims, breathe in a truck full of fresh air and say, HELL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Well, for the sec 4s of Maris Stella, most of us anyway, tomorrow is the day of our death sentence. No, I'm not overly exaggerating, no I'm not insane, no, I'm not gay. Tomorrow, the first of our prelim papers come out, and hmm, lets see what subjects are there.
Physics- GG, Chinese- always GG, Maths- GEEEEEGEEEEE, do I even need to say the rest....
Long story short, this may yet again be the last time I post on this blog, till like, the end of forever.....
Damn this is depressing...
The hype is nothing more than hoo-ah so, I'm developing a language and calling it my own...

The Greatest Enemy

2010-05-16T20:11:00.002+08:00

If you are a Chinese PR or a fan or chinese stuff and all that other crap, I highly sugggest that you avoid reading this post for I am about to be downright racist in this post, so please, for everyone's sake, please avoid looking at this post.
I honestly cannot emphasize how much hatred and disregard I have for chinese, mostly the language may I point out. Its not one of those things wehere students complai "oh chinese is so sian to study and I rather do something else". No, this is genuine hatred for the language. I mean, Singapore gained independence in 1965, and at that time, it was decided that our national language be english. Yet, why the hell do we have to learn it and even be tested on this completely insignificant language.
Yes, I hear people saying "China is rising fast, in the future we're gonna need to learn chinese to get job positions and make buisness deals etc." If you're gonna tell me, that a communist country is going to decide the fate of the economy of the world, I think its safe to say that America has to start producing more of them nukes. I don't intend this as a joke, if a communist country is gonna eventually expand its territories, tensions are gonna form and we might see nothing short of world war 3.
Looking back at what I've just typed out, I think I might have overstretched this a little, possibly due to my sour mood right now, either way I dont really take it back, I have hatred for the chinese language and that wont change for a very very long while.
Like somehow you just don't belong

Guess who's back....

2010-05-14T15:07:00.002+08:00

Glee season 2!!! Oh, and me too, yeah....
Hi, I'm back and blogging, which can only mean 2 things. 1. I have watched 3 movies simultaneously. 2. I have gone for at least 5 hours of LAN.
Yeah, I really did, and it was kick-ass muhahahaha.
Well, stuff like that can only last for so long. Tuesday is my death sentence, and nobody on earth who has any sense of logic will be anxiously awaiting for results to come out. Well, unless you're a smart ass, GET OUT OF HERE YOU HIGH IQ MORONS!!!!
Someone once told me that my psle score was a reflection of my IQ score. I knew this was false when I heard Bil Gates had an IQ of 160.
Yeah, stuff like that really gets ya thinking...
Enough of all that, time to wrap up and see you tomorrow after I clock in somemore game time. Chao outside!
You can take back these memmories, they're no good to me...

Out to Lunch

2010-04-25T19:09:00.002+08:00

Well, honestly, I didn't blog cos not many people were visiting my blog at all. YES, I know you haven't been coming.
Anyway, good news to all you blog dao-ers, due to exams, I'm gonna stop blogging for about 2 weeks. Its ok, I know you won't miss me COS YOU HARDLY COME...
Lol, sorry sorry, please come visit again, PLEEEASSSSEE????
On the Brightside, I will definately improve my scores, from F9 to, um, E8...
Burning the ground, I break from the crowd, I'm on the hunt I'm after you....

Where did I go wrong?

2010-04-22T20:27:00.002+08:00

Yeah, that question's been bugging me for a while now, I just wonder, how did life become so worrysome and bad?
Well, if its any consolation too what's left of my friends, you guys rock by making my life that much more interesting :).
Tomorrow is "Green Day" in my school, no not the awsome kick-ass band... As in, you know, save the earth kind of green. So, the idea was that we just wear a green shirt with our school uniform.
Ok, pretty standard.
THEN, my kick-ass principal says "Aiyah, wear one might as well wear all right? Everyone come in whatever you want, as long as its not nude and theres something green about it"
Awsomeness ttm XD
One night, one more time, thanks for the memories

My hair!!!!

2010-04-20T20:50:00.002+08:00

Shit, I cut my hair, now it looks like crap. Not that it was anything good before, but now it just sucks. Its like, in between cos my fringe is long but I have a slope -_-"
Nobody likes being the middle man, nobody I know. Well, I guess it could all be meaningless if I just shaved bald, but screw being a monk..
Well, on the Brightside, this post is really short so go do whatever you do and be happy that, I can't be as happy as you at this moment.
I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams

You're always on my mind

2010-04-19T21:16:00.002+08:00

Well, that depends on who you are really, If you're my friend, of course you are. If you're a really close friend, definately. If you're some hobo stalker, get the hell away from here.
So, monday, the worst day to do anyrhing useful. It wasn't that bad, I got to skip physics cause the teacher wasn't there. Not that I'm complaining, give me more of that more often :/
Anyway, on the Brightside, HERE I AM, ON A COMPUTER, WHEN MY PRELIM IS 2 WEEKS FROM NOW!!.....
It just keeps getting better and better, hope you have better mondays!
She's got a boyfriend now...

Sports Day

2010-04-16T18:19:00.003+08:00

Well, thanks to a rain it was a failure, again. Not saying that's a bad thing but, honestly it can't get anymore boring then it already is.
Excuse me while I curse and swear incoherently at my time wasted.
KNN CCB MNH YMDIJ PUI
Ok, let me describe what they do to us for 5 hours.
So, they lock us up in a stadium, prevent us from buying drinks or water from the stall downstairs, take away any form of entertainment possible AND bore us with people running around a track.
WOW, this is the best sports day in any school in the world... NOT
Comeon, it doesn't take a genius to figure that out. Thus, I have published the official mshs Sports day item checklist. Never go to a mshs sports day without them.
1. 3 1.5L Bottles of whatever drinks you like
2. 4 big packets of potato chips
3. Handphone (conceal at all times)
4. PSP/ Handheld electronic devices of entertainment
5. 4 sets of playing cards
6. A jacket (to conceal 3, 4 and 5)
7. MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL, MP3 player.
Hope you make use of these tips.
I know that I've got issues, but you're pretty messed up too

Just passed

2010-04-14T21:00:00.001+08:00

Well, I'm referring to my napha which i usually fail at every year, and I still havent taken my 2.4 yet so, yeah...
Well on the Brightside, GREEN DAY ROCK BAND IS COMING OUT 20TH JUNE!!!!
Realllyllllyllylllyllyllylyllylyllylyllylylylyllylyllyyllyllylyllylylyllyyllylylyylylylyllyyl want it for my birthday. So, any of my good friends out there reading this, you know what to get me.
Hahas, just kidding. Unless you really want to get me one?
So apart from this, I'm just gonna go watch glee now. OMG GLEE, RUN!
So we will run, altogether our hearts aflame, like a fire that can't be tamed.

Going down

2010-04-13T20:02:00.004+08:00

Well, that's how I see my future. Heck, it started today when my chem teacher told me there was a test that i didnt know about at all.
Seems like a highly ordinary occurance for a person like myself. But that got me thinking,
When will it end?
Then the answer came back to me when I wondered if I was gonna pass that test.
NEVER.
Thus begins my futile pursuit for success, to end in misery, sadness, black nights and whatever dark metaphor you can think of as you read this. Heck, I bet 2 people read my blog a day, on a GOOD day that is.
Well, if I should ever be mildly successful and even go to ite (3% possible) I guess I could end up as an air-con technician or some master McDonalds floor cleaner or something. Well, at least I still have some friends right now.
Right?
I'm the geek in the pink

Rest day

2010-04-11T17:53:00.002+08:00

Well it is for most people who arent my age. Lets think this in mathematical terms since im studying A maths now.`
Let X be the age group for all sec 4s in singapore.Thus the people who have a free day on sunday are those aged between 14Its not that hard people, anybody can understand this. Well, anybody who reads my blog can understand this. Either way, I feel like throwing my fist through my teachers whenever I do tyranious work and studying. But I'm sure many people deal with it, or some don't even take O lvls at all.
Bloody slackers...
Anyway, on the Brightside, here I am venting my frustrations via my computer! Yes, when my mom is busy cooking, I take advantage of the precious 1 hour to do myself a favour of not going insane from too much work.
So here's me wishing you good luck if you haven't taken O lvls yet, and for those who have taken O's, I don't know you, get the hell away from here.
Signed by Marcus T.

10 second post

2010-04-10T22:05:00.001+08:00

Hi, just posting cause I got nothing to do and my mom is calling me to sleep now, sry bb!

The silver lining

2010-04-09T21:06:00.002+08:00

I feel rather abnormally happy today, and I don't really know why. It could be because I actually saw a silver lining on a rain cloud for the first time in my life, now knowing that the phrase is actually true. Maybe it's because My 2.4km run was cancelled because of the very same rain clouds?
Either way, the silver lining really looked silver, which was an odd thing to see in the sky, and the phrase about that silver lining (that I can't remember exactly) is kind of similar to the I use a lot, Look on the Brightside?
Wow, I'm really getting bad at blogging about 1 topic at a time
So now I'm on my desktop, writing this blog as I'm about to play games I haven't seen in a while. But I feel really guilty for not doing as much work and revision that I should. I just can't see how I can actually sit down and focus on revising. Homework is easy, give me a textbook and notes and I'll get it done within 3 hours. Revision...
NO, SCREW THIS, I'M HAPPY TODAY! INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!
You make me smile like the sun.

Defying gravity

2010-04-08T19:41:00.003+08:00

Cool title right? Well obviously I cant do that, I'm a normal person like you and the next guy/girl who reads this post. The title is actually a song from a broadway musical. O_O Broadway??
Apart from that, I feel it has deep meanings, like the lyrics are telling you to just throw all your problems behind and take a leap of faith.
Of course don't leap off a building lah.
But seriously though, I felt kinda relaxed after listening to that song, maybe you will too? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dBW4pViRTU <--
It's the glee version so if you're into punk rock and all that heavy metal (respect man!) just try it anyway. Donno if the link works, sorry if it doesn't, I embeded the video at the bottom of the blog, scroll down there when you can.
Anyways, today was dam tiring for me, P.E., A maths test, Chinese paper 1 sigh.. Plus there's 2.4 tommorow, shit man.
I guess I have to listen to that song again lol.
Peace In, Peace Out.

Did You Know.....

2010-04-07T18:50:00.002+08:00

That this post I'm currently writing is the 100th post of this blog??? Neither did I.
I don't really consider it a long milestone cause I didn't really post in the past 6 months. 7 for those who think I'm a liar.
Therefore, this post is here to indicate that I am in fact, bored to the point of writing a post about how this post is the 100th offical post of this blog.
Think the previous 2 paragraphs were crap? You're not alone. I've got little stuff to write, considering how my life is as interesting as an exhibition on who invented the wheel....... wait, let me think of another sarcastic comment...
Or as interesting as a chess competition for those aged >70. Ok, apologies for chess fans.
So, my bad for today's extraordinarily retardard post, try again tomorrow, when I've just finished my chinese mock exam. Oh yah, forgot tomorrow got mock exam sia lah.
Fa lala lala lala

Rattling on about life...

2010-04-06T17:58:00.004+08:00

Well, the simplest life on Earth as of now can vary from people to people. For most 15-16 year olds like me, they are facing the hell of hell in hell, triple H, not the wwe wrestler.
Wow this is getting really lame and boring.
Ok on another subject, Chinese oral was a total breeze, simple as can be, as if I was talking in fluent english, NOT! Well, being the heavy procrastinator I am, I'll probably get started on learning chinese in 50 years when I honestly have nothing better to do. No way am I gonna spend my retirement learning how to do line dancing or tai ji.
So anyways, theres something on tomorrow, wait, wait, oh yah. GLEE!! xD
Ahh, love that show.
Anyways, for more lame stuff, come back again sometime, you know, to comfort me in knowing people actually read or like these kinds of scribblings.
Take it away...

Miscommunication

2010-04-05T21:36:00.002+08:00

Well apparently some loser in school told us we got chinese oral tomorrow... If you're reading this, theres a 199.9999999% chance that you already know I don't give a shit.
But on the Brightside, Lets think for a moment, I have never failed english in my entire life. Chinese is the 100% direct opposite of my previous sentence.
Therefore, I can conclude that I will actually put in effort to speak to somebody, IF he's an english speaking person and not a PRC.
Heh, Peter Random Chao. ahahahahahaha
So, if you got any comments at all, please, the tag board is just somewhere there---->
Chao Outside !!!

Oh hey, A blog that no one's using

2010-04-04T21:16:00.002+08:00

Believe it or not, some kind soul left me a blog to use, yay!......
Anyways its not been that long, 6 months isn't that bad... 7?
Aiyah, writers block :p. Anyway if you actually read this then I thank you for clicking that link I left on facebook, or if you clicked this page by mistake, get the hell out of my blog.
So, if you want more, come back tomorrow!

Post exam recuperation

2009-10-13T10:04:00.002+08:00

This exam was really demoralizing, ask anyone in my school... ok, ask anyone in my class about any paper, the reply should sound like "WE ARE ALL DOOOMEEDD" and I have to say I agree with them. So, realizing that the end is near, I picked up my console and spammed as much as I could, to the extent that I found some of the games BORING, heresy I know. Yet as the fated day draws nearer(tomorrow) I can only pray that it would be a christmas miracle, like the one in the simpsons episode #283. Yes, I just made up that number

And you thought I was dead....

2009-10-01T18:46:00.002+08:00

So 1 month later, lots of things have happened, lots of things haven't. I'm writing this at the start of my SA2 so, yeah, kinda wierd time to start blogging again. Well that wasn't my objective when I decided to write my blog today. SO SPREAD THE WORD, no not THE word, i mean spreadd to all your friends "Hey my lamest friend in the world started blogging again yay...."

red yellow blue green

2009-09-01T09:32:00.000+08:00

Hey, so I'm just giving whatever peeps i have reading this something to actually look at. Yah, nobody likes to read old posts... So rock band has been really cool, did you know there are CHEATS for this game??? yah me neither till yesterday. Anyway I have thus vowed to study harder due to my drastically low scores that would make any sec 5 student cry, and no, I won't be sharing with you my scores. I'm really lazy to blog, its not the end of this blog but I can't really bother to change much about this blog, like the annoying music that keeps playingsomewhere>>>. But on the bright side rock band has got me to be a fan of several more bands in the rock industry, foo fighters, modest mouse, paramore and very few more..... Have to buy a wii internet adapter, so that I can go online and buy new songs XD. well, so much for a big comeback, bye.

Back from the dead, going back there on monday...

2009-08-22T16:54:00.000+08:00

So its been almost a... Its been more than a week since I last blogged, believe it or not because I was mugging 5 hours a day, then screwing it up with 1 hour of rock band. I don't get it, if you make a paper harder than its supposed to be, whats the point? You dont get better, you get depressed or worse, retained. And now as the latter of fate draws near to me and the MOE grim reaper bears its intellectual scyth at me, I couldnt care less. Which by the way, makes no sense either. Ok for the next few lines I'm going to end in very horrible singlish(Dat means even people who speak singlish might not understand).
So my many a fan, do not be dafraid, I wilt be bak with e vengence of a gamer. With me army of Heavys and medics I SHALL CONQUER E HOLE OF SINGAPURA!!! Ubin not included hor.

Yawn

2009-08-14T21:31:00.000+08:00

So I haven't been blogging, so sorry to my only fan who comes to my blog everyday, me. So rock band 2 has been kinda nice to play, but still pissed of that the tf2 avery gave me doesn't work on all the computers in my house. The standard of my computers can be easily mixed with the standard of chinese dictionaries, honestly. But ghostbusters game has been really fun to play, its amusing AND fun. Now that's an honest 2 for 1 deal. So since my only fan is tired, im goin out.
Happy busting!

Thank you You

2009-08-10T14:29:00.000+08:00

Had dam lot of fun this past weekend, played like almost the whole day with angus, had my relatives over for dinner, went to avery's house to play rock band 1!!!!!! Lol he so lucky got guitar hero world tour for a present, he got so many cousins and uncles. One of them was like " I asked you what game you want but you never reply me so... T-shirt lor." Avery loves T-shirts.... Then he gave me tf2(yay) but it lags on my coms(sad face). SO had no choice but to download on my mum's laptop -_-" I know.....
ANYWAY, enough of me, im gonna thank the people who wished me happy birthday yesterday :)
On Facebook according to timings:
Avery (was talking to him then)
Mindez (wished me on friday -_-")
Zheng Hong (aka the feebas)
Avery (again)
David Zhou
Naomi (on msn also like that)
Hock Chai (who spells birthday as: Bdae)
YiFang (at least someone appreciates my planning)
CK (he didn't say 'happy bday' but he tried)
Persie (long time no talk?)
Malvick (he's my friend's friend so he's my friend)
Yu En (also spelt: Bdae)
Xin Han (stop stepping inside the photos!)
Bryan Chua (happy national birthday??)
Nick Fong (enthu about it)
Puay Tong (dressed up as a terrorist on friday at school)
Ben Ooi (trustworthy friend)
Fang Ren (best buddy)
Ruth (owes me money)
By SMS:
Sharne (has two facebook accounts)
Kieth Ooi (the supreme leader)
Hui Jie (the ahem ahem 'almighty being')
MJ (not michael jackson)
Primary school friends (too many to specify)
Finally thanks to all my sunday school friends who wished me in person! Hope to have a better one next year when.... Oh shit my O'lvls are next year.

Uhh, yah, I didn't understand what I just wrote either....

2009-08-06T20:16:00.000+08:00

Well, noticing how my hit counter has not moved once in the past 48 hours except for me, I think it should be safe to start talking philosical crap....
Why do we blog? Is it because we can't be bothered to write it down in a book? Is it an upgrade from the prehistorical way of writing? Does it feel safer? Its not safe, there are at least 5 million professional hackers in the world today, not to mention how ANYBODY who knows how to use the internet can find this blog post if they wanted to and tried hard enough. What makes us feel safe? Blogs are an excellent way to open up to cyber-bullying if in the wrong hands. Yet, we blog to update friends and family about what bothers us or what we feel about talking about "secretly".
Ok, I have just come to my senses so lets start by saying,,,
ITS MY BIRTHDAY IN 3 DAYS!!!!!!!
AVERY IS GETTING ME TF2!!!!!!!
IM GETTING ROCK BAND!!!!!!!
I NEED TO STUDY FOR EXAMS AFTER THAT!!!!!!!....... dammit...

My B'Day plan

2009-08-04T20:11:00.000+08:00

Ok, I spent the last 3 days of not blogging, if you must know, planning my birthday celebratory weekend, and my homework that I'm gonna have to do to make up for the partying....
So, starts with friday the 7th (yah I know, everything has to be early) where I hope to have a good time at school for 2 hours (fat hopes I know) followed by an awsome dinner bouffet with my relatives! That means poker party again YAYYY!!!
Next, Tuesday 8th, Im gonna go out with my best friends from pri sch, the three of us will go to sentosa then to vivocity, then to wherever we want to go, but must be home by 6pm :(. The good part is the fact that I got $250 TO SPEND!!!!!!!!!!!! yayness!!!!
Ok then comes Uber Sunday, 9th August, AAVERY'S HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With church friends and sunday school teachers, rock band and tf2, ITS GONNA BE MORE KICKASS THAN NDP!!!!!!!!!!!!
For those who don't agree with me, just be silent and its your loss baby

I don't know what to do?

2009-08-01T15:44:00.002+08:00

Ok, my birthday is in 8 days time, ok mine and avery's birthday is 8 days from now, and I have no idea what i'm gonna do. It seems like the 2nd year im barely gonna celebrate my birthday, avery's house not included. But nnonetheless, I am feeling as if its not that much of a big deal, i mean, there's a celebration you have waited for like over a year to happen, you have nearly 20 hours of what you planned to do, then the next day you feel miserable cos you wish that day could last forever and the whole cycle repeats itself.
Wait, what am I saying?? Have I really sunken that low? Ok maybe I have but that can only mean that I need a wake up party 5 times more! Actually this year I feel more inclined to the presents, although knowing that I might only recieve 1 from my pri sch friends, 1 from my mom and 1 cake splatter from church friends (note how I say MIGHT) I can't really say I have much to look forward to for the next 2 or 3 years to come. So yes, I am showing minimal signs of deppression and happiness, coexisting together in ways that only God can understand, for my sanity is growing tired as I pour out this load of crap onto the internet, I think I can survive till I die.

I won something! ok maybe the team did..

2009-07-29T19:49:00.000+08:00

Today at the F1 thing, the car totally screwed up, no it wasn't because my reaction was too slow, it was cos the wheels kept flying off, we would probably win the award for furthest flying wheels...
BUUUTTTT,all is not lost, for my team got the award for 1st runner up in sponsership and marketing, Yayness.
So that's allI feel like saying for now so im gonna go sleep early. cysa
P.S.: im gonna be on tv today!!!

In front of thousands of people.... ok maybe just A thousand

2009-07-28T19:17:00.000+08:00

Ok so for people really following this blog, tomorrow is the day I go in front of about a thousand people to press a button. Yea, I know, pretty epic but someone's gotta do it. What they didn't mention in the consent form is reprisenting a school based on foundations of shit. Yeah, and I got to boast about it? pfft.
So anyway, have to calm whatever nerves are still in my spine and thumb to do what it takes and be a sport. In front of all the other schools, we're screwed and no-thing is gonna change that. SO, if you really want to see me screw up BIG time, come on down to ngee ann poly after school, its gonna be great!

Long overdue

2009-07-26T13:59:00.000+08:00

Well considering how I have had little chance these past few days to use my mom's computer, the time given to me on a computer can be said to be nothing less than minimal. I am now officially bored out of my brains. And for those of you wondering "ahh, this guy is just exaggerating, he has an iPhone to play with 24/7, you'd be wrong. I in fact have tution and school homework that unfortunately I need to take responsibility for.
Plus, I got an F1 in school competition that is coming up on wednesday, I'm the driver, all I do is push a button on time. Why must I have the best reflexes? I can't even react fast enough to react to my mom's cooking! Ok, bad example.... So that's the post, be sure to check back in about 2-3 days time with highlights of how I'm not gonna be able to cope with school life(trying journalised endings). So see you then.

The 1K celebration

2009-07-20T10:02:00.002+08:00

So many of you must have thought, ahh this guy has died(virtually), might as well go read some blog about gaming. Well guess again, cos I'M BACK!
Anyway I was M.I.A for so long cos I suffered(still suffering) from bad viral infection, had to take tablets the size of ruth's finger nail. Now, about 4 days later, I'm still sick and at 38.3 degrees.
Apart from that, I would like to congradulate myself on recieving 1000 visitors(plus) so far, of course it would not have been possible without you, my dear readers, so bask in the glory of your health and may you never experience what I am going through. Like they always say, the first 1000 are always the hardest.

A Random Post

2009-07-16T14:59:00.002+08:00

I just want to keep my rate of posts to be more than once every 5 days if anybody is wondering...
Today my iPhone nearly got confiscated during bio lesson today. I was like so dam bored, I started talking to my classmate online who was sick at home. Then halfway through the period my iPhone ran out of battery so I left it under my table. Next thing I know the teacher's looking at me. I was kinda worried till she said: "why were you reading during my lesson?" uhh -_-".

Red alert

2009-07-13T21:19:00.002+08:00

PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL! MY HANDPHONE IS MISSING!(no ruth its not my iPhone so you can stop cheering and writing false messages of reassurance now) SO PLEASE DO NOT SMS ME, YOU WILL NOT GET A GOOD RESPONSE. PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE TO ALL OTHER PEOPLE. I CANNOT AFFORD TO USE MY iPHONE AS A CONTACT PHONE (no really). THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Faster than a speeding Ferrari

2009-07-12T19:30:00.003+08:00

I noticed how my hit rating has shot up so high recently. Look at it! Since everything happened and all, since my CA1, now it's almost 1000!! Ok so maybe my definition of 'almost' is about 40.....
Maybe I should start something, like a column to discuss about all the stupid things going on in the world... Hey, just a random idea... But seriously, I need to have something to plan about, like a newspaper editorial but no paper. Of course I have no capability to write an award winning composition but hey, at least it isnt chinese..
Oh ya btw, if you don't know by now, my com and laptop have been utterly slaughtered and there is no chance for me to use either one. By slaughtered I of course mean that my mom took away critical components of either device. And so, here I am, somehow secretly using my mom's com, in the heart of the lions den you can say...
This is marcus tay, signing off -_-"
I can get used to this XD

eternity = 4

2009-07-10T10:38:00.002+08:00

It feels like an ETERNITY since I last blogged, months of cruel work, under tyranny by evil teachers and merciless tutions. And now that I check the last time I blogged, my eternity lasts 4 days.... This is gonna be a very long semester.....
Getting to another point, some of yu vigilant ppl might have realised why I am blogging so early in the morning on a school day. The reason being I have a ear infection thingy in my left ear. I went to doctor liao so got medicine. But right now if you plug your finger in my right ear, I cant hear anything 20 cm away.
So my dear peeps and peepets, if you think skipping school has its advantages, you would be right... but mostly wrong.......

Sudden realization

2009-07-06T21:48:00.002+08:00

While slowly pondering what cookie should I choose to eat for breakfast, I came to realise 3 very important, shocking and mind-boggling things that may change my life forever.
1st, the fact that Naomi plays L4D is the shocking part, only to be subsided by the fact she uses cheats..... Ok maybe there's only 2 things.
2nd, I have come to a conclusion that I am more inclined to musical games. No I do not mean musical chairs and playing the recorder, I mean rock band that kind of game. If you do not know, I play FlyingFinger on my handphone, Tap Tap Revenge on my iPhone and Rock Band at avery's house. It pertains more to the tracks rather than the beat I must admit, considering how poorly related the rock band guitar is to a real guitar. I guess its the feeling that you can play one of those legendary songs by pressing a few buttons or in drums case, let there be rock :)
3rd, I do not know what to expect for my birthday. Of course I KNOW it's gonna be something bad and smell like cake, but I don't like to be left in the unknown. You can say that I prefer anticipation to bewilderment.

Mistaken

2009-07-05T15:40:00.002+08:00

I think people around me might have the idea that I am a hardcore gamer but i want to correct that statement cos im not. Truth be told, I only have, in this laptop, videoboy advance, lf2 and miniclip. Though I don't think adjustments are needed immediately, I will change the status of this laptop the moment I have the chance. MARK MY WORDS! although that might be impossible cos my mum wont let me....

In a time of need

2009-07-02T20:19:00.002+08:00

I need so many things right now, it's becoming extremely stressful. The only things keeping me from drastic measures are this laptop and watching samuel pang tau pok two people at the same time on his own. XD
Don't know HOW I am going to finish the already piling up homework stack(holiday work included) and avery is probably laughing in the distance with his desktop that doesn't know the meaning of lag and far cry 2, plus his rock band and updated songs plus prototype and the fact he can stay up till 2 am............
Sigh, I'm not being envious of anybody here, but my life definately sucks from the schooling point of view...

WANTED: time

2009-06-30T19:18:00.002+08:00

A moment to breathe in the midst of going back to school, (HEEAAVVVEEE)
So anyway I got a new massage chair at home, yay, but its not exactly 'relaxing' if you know what I mean. Searching for time, has anybody seen it? Its umm, like what I used to have fun during the holidays....
I know, studies makes me even lamer than usual.....
I just need a little of your time, a little of your time. A little of your time to say the words I never said....

A goodbye

2009-06-28T21:05:00.002+08:00

I'll make one quick post before The start of school tomorrow, man so much has happened. I haven't blogged in so long, it's starting to become a chore for me, now with school and everything I can't imagine how I will be able to make time. Anywho, I would like to wish all the best for any lucky teenager still reading this, havee a good term.

Ahh, fresh meat.

2009-06-24T23:03:00.002+08:00

Ahh, nothing is better than fresh BBQ during the holidayes..
I just came back from my class BBQ, the smell of sausages and black pepper still in my hair, the number of mosquito bites on my arms, all part and parcel of class bonding. Fortunately I did not get dunked as I was cameraman/assistant chef.
Did you know that flipping any piece of food on the pit gives you the rank of assistant chef??
Lots of pics that are NC 16 so pls wait one more year.. Love these kind of things, wish we could have played L4D...

Alrightie Then laddies

2009-06-23T10:47:00.002+08:00

I can't get over the ingenuity of the people who created Tf2. Sure, I might sound a little bit biased for other FPS gamers but think about it. Look at the characters, the voice-overs, the comedic 'meet the ...' series, the creatively funny weapon backgrounds and achievements, ok I feel rather biased now so I'm gonna go play dota to be neutral XD. But very busy later lol, need to go out WHOLE day without computeer. Oh wait now I'm acting like avery...

Checklist

2009-06-21T14:42:00.002+08:00

Laptop, check.
List of things to do before I end holidays with a bang, check.
iPhone, check.
Money, maybe later.
Invitation, check.
Camera, charging.
Homework, worry about that later.
Seems I'm all set for the last week, got bbq, possible movie, rock band at avery's house, ruth and her project understar, this is gonna be one heck of a bang.

Time travel

2009-06-19T21:04:00.002+08:00

I realise time works backwards for me. You know the saying, time goes by so fast when you have fun? Well for me, its the opposite. Take this week for example, That day when I went to avery's house seems to be just now, but it was 2 days ago. I woke up this morning thinking it was the start of school holidays. I thought tomorrow was ruth's semi-final thing. Halo 3 fails seems to have lasted more than 50 episodes but theres only 21. The amount of time I have played tf2 makes me feel like a pro noob camper.
All these examples justify my earlier statement, if not to you then to me. Now if I could only face the fact that time goes faster if I do boring stuff....

Hey yah

2009-06-18T11:47:00.003+08:00

Whoo! went to avery's house yesterday, rock on with rock band(lol) !!!!!!!!!!!
Super nice drum set custom made, plus, got to play " here it goes again" so many times, so fun. Then went swimming, yah I know. Was reluctant at first, but got sweet revenge after ruth pushed me in the pool (no phones this time HA). A little bit disgusting but hey, its a mansion.
Stayed in the pool for almost 3 hours, they kept doing backflips and chasing each other around the pool...
Then play rock band again! Ruth vs Avery showdown: RUTH GOT OWNED, no need say one. Then, TF2 !!!!!!! YAYYYYYY. Love using pyro and soldier, spam rockets and flare gun, pewwwwwww.... KABLOOIEE!!!

yuk

2009-06-15T22:41:00.002+08:00

I hate strawberries, they are so sour and sweet at the same time, disgusting.
I mean, I don't mind the flavour of strawberry or even strawberry ice-cream, but the fruit itself, if you dont have coke or root beer next to you, brush your teeth thorourghly.
Besides, its like chocolate. You love the product but you don't eat the pure coco beans do you? I mean it makes sense doesn't it? Go ahead, call me all the senseless and childish things that make sense to you, my decision is final, strawberries SUCK.
Wait, that's ironic, strawberries taste too sour, word.

Competition and hard work

2009-06-14T22:00:00.002+08:00

Sigh, sigh, more sigh..
Today I was really sian doing ushering, anyway I have to do impossible amounts of holiday homework right now and not feeling good about it.
Yes I do need help.
But unfortunately, I have a competition that requires extensive commitment that I currently lack, DIRE NEED OF HELPPPP.
Up till now I have no idea what I have just typed, oh wait I can just look up.
Very tired, no question about it, worse is that my mum wants me to focus on my work this whole week, no computer whatsoever.
Thank goodness for avery and ruth, some kinda rock band showdown, love to see the look on ruth's face when she realises who she's up against.
Avery should see this blog, he would be very encouraged to pwn ruth.

To cut or not to cut.

2009-06-13T13:41:00.002+08:00

I'm just deciding whether I should cut my hair, no biggie.
So anyway, I was looking through my email when I found out that I missed my remedial yesterday -_-" not that I care but the teacher does and so does my mum. So today I'm partially grounded, though I can still use this laptop with highly substandard equipment...... The only way I can watch tv is with my dad, can hide from her LOL.
Lazy to blog so I might drop out for a few days. THis may be my last goodbye so, BYE wow that was so gay.

This title is hard to come by

2009-06-12T18:05:00.002+08:00

Need good title names, it really sucks nowadays.
So anyway I'm at home in bed eating porridge on a chair next to me, stupid chair keeps rotating. But nothing much to say, but my dad is at home now, although he has a sore throat so he wont be going to church this sunday.
Very bored now, gunz getting a bit sian now.
WANT TO PLAY TF2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going home, wait I'm already here....

2009-06-11T21:47:00.002+08:00

Lol, I have trouble thinking of titles these days....
So anyway, my dad is coming back tomorrow!! yay.
Apparently they give morphine in tablets, I wonder why there's no street name for the drug its so cool. Name it like, wonderfrost or burning stones. Yeah, I can see it now...
So apart from his homecoming, I actually have to go to school tomorrow at 9am GAHHHHHHH
Lousy competition that we are gonna lose anyway.....
May this be a lesson to all of you, never take part in a competition that requires holiday attendence.
I like the song 'Here it goes again' by Ok Go. Originally heard it from rock band at avery's house. Super nice, see below for rock band ver.

Why boys don't go shopping

2009-06-10T11:10:00.003+08:00

See, this is why normal unacademically gifted boys never go shopping. Its just too boring, the slightest chance I get I'm sprinting to the nearest arcade or any stall pertaining to electronic(no electronic dictionaries).
So as I sit here awaiting my fate, I try to cram in as much virtual killing sprees as I can. HUAT AHHH
Oh but wait, I have not told you why have to go suffer.
It started with YiFang and her ushering thing, fangren did it liao so I thought, ok lor. Next thing I know, she wants me to buy a monkey suit with proper shoes, PROPER SHOES!!!!!!!!!! I'm trying to put the reality of actually wearing that at the back of my head now...
And yes, some helpful encoragement(not to shop) will be dearly appreciated. Girls who are reading this don't even THINK of saying shopping is not that bad. Ruth doesn't count, Pudge is a low intel hero XD

Today I was just lazily checking my blog when I scrolled down to my hit counter, I was shocked. In one night I got 10 hits!!!!! whooooo!
Anyway long story short I decided to keep the ratings up by posting one more post(loL).
So in the news that is 2-5 days old, Singapore has its 1st locally spread H1N1 case. Now I don't know about you, but having E-Learning on the first day of school sounds pretty awsome!! Of course ignoring the danger of highly contagious symptoms, it seems pretty sweet if you ask me.
I just want more time to catch up on my holiday homework XD.
Wow, I actually made an XD face......
In side news, I'm still bored...... I know I have this wonderful(yea right) laptop that gives me substandard internet connection that has Uber lag games. But NOTHING beats an original xbox and halo.
Well except for TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF222222222222222

You are terminated

2009-06-07T22:02:00.002+08:00

I guess for most disapointed viewers of my blog, it must be such a letdown to see that I havent blogged in 4 days. Fear not, I have not died unlike my dear friend MJ (3 words, Dead Dead Dead). Anyway, i'm dam happy right now, don't know why.
Could be the fact I got to watch terminator salvation yesterday, could be the fact that 5 of the greatest friends in the world made a picture card, could be that my dad is feeling greaat with morphine, could also be the fact that i'm drinking root beer long forgotten in my fridge.
Anyhow I'm happy. So as I sub-conciously watch the walkthrough of the terminator salvation game, let me tell you one thing that I still need that upsets me.
I WANT TF2222222222222222222222222222222222222!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEDIC!!!

2009-06-03T14:45:00.002+08:00

Sian, I don't want to sound mean and emotionless, but I think its better to visit someone who isn't on sleep-inducing drugs...
So I'm at the hospital with my dad who has to sleep because the doctor wants him to rest. Then my mum said she had work to do, leaving me with this computer of laggyness. I tred to call fang ren over but he doesn't know the way here(big surprise!). Normally I would be fine with my computer, just crank up the media player and listen to dolby digital music from pirated movies, heck maybe even try to break into my school's network.
But so in this unfortunate case, I forgot to bring my earphones.
You know hospitals, 'dont do this', 'dont speak too loud', dont use patient's toilets' etc. So I cant turn on the volume without disturbing the other patients in the ward.
I quote from a song in my head:
Is there anyone out there, cos' its getting harder and harder to breathe.
HOSPITAL BEDS STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm mean, green and extremely clean

2009-06-02T14:11:00.002+08:00

Well i guess for most of my friends, you should know this already. But for those who don't, get ready to..... just be prepared...
My dad has been diagnosed with 4th stage cancer, which means that cancer has spread throughout his whole body. He is in hospital now, beside me as I type out this post. He gets spasms from his back(although its better now thanks for praying :) whenever he tries to move and they are really painful.
The good news is that I totally forgot all about my homework and am playing some miniclip game sub-conciously as I spe-, type.
Ok i'm not serious, but i'm watching youtube vids. Maybe I should take some of the morphine to make me sleep?

Umm yah, so now what

2009-05-29T12:58:00.002+08:00

Today is the last day of school, yay....
Usually I would be going out with either hui jie to subway or classmates to go lan. This case however, hui jie went to watch night at the museum with other 2F friends, which I already watched on sunday with sunday school.
As for lan, my results aren't exactly top notch........
So now what? I guess more work and less play lor, what else? At least I still have my xbox and marvel ultimate alliance, just lacking one, miniature, tiny piece of entertainment.
TTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF22222222222222222222222222!!!!!!!!!!!!

TF2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-25T20:02:00.002+08:00

I want to play tf2!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait let me rephrase that, I want to BUY tf2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe I can save up with money that ruth owes me?
But its just so frustrating, I have to go all the way to Lan just to play for an hour or two? Ridiculous, just make a game rental shop lah, like video ezy except rename it, video game ezy...
Anyway I don't even know where to buy it in the first place, its pretty old so I wouldn't expect any normal game shop to sell it. Unless I'm proven wrong of course.
SO, if anybody is thinking of birthday ideas, you know what to do....
Just joking, surprise me.

anti-anti-air gun, its true

2009-05-24T22:03:00.002+08:00

I found out that Russia invented an anti-anti-air gun on wikipedia, its true!
Ironically, a plane launches this 'specialilised' missile that will be immune to radar and small calibur bullets, therefore exploding its target on impact.
Two problems, 1. its a missile not a gun. 2. why cant they just use a stealth bomber and carpet bomb the entire area???
What's more, they are rumored to have invested half a million US dollars in inventing it.
Stupid sia....

Yearbook half a year later

2009-05-22T23:03:00.002+08:00

I'm just amazed at how wonderful my school is. I mean, today we just recieved LAST YEAR'S yearbook.
Like, we all probably forgot the things that happened at the start of last year. In fact, some of the competitions I participated in last year have surfaced this year and completed........
Nothing much, SUnday is Outing!!!! peace...

Crushing defeat

2009-05-19T18:52:00.003+08:00

I got my worst results as the first blow to my numb-skull head today...
I don't want to talk about it so LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
.....
On the bright side, I PASSED CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!! 0.O
Dum dum dum DUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol it was EXACTLY 50/100= 1/2= Pass= Com usage :)
I want to play Team fortress 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watch this ultra funny trailer with many others on TF2
This one is called meet the spy:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnuYi-nzE90(Rated PG-13)
I will also be posting the same video as the video of the week at the bottom of the blog, DON'T FORGET IT!!!!

The good news, and, catually there's no bad news

2009-05-18T08:51:00.002+08:00

I got lots a good news to tell you guys today!
First, my buddy MJ revived his blog, but he wants me to call it destroying his old one and creating a new one... So his blog link is still somewhere here-------------->>>>(am I pointing this right?)
Then, I'm gonna go watch X-men with fangren and avery, *SWEET*!
Last, I'm gonna play my com now HAHA
Getting more associated with facebook now that my games are getting laggy :p
EXCEPT MARVEL ULTIMATE ALLIANCE MUHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA

On the 3rd day of post exmas what santa gave to me..

2009-05-17T13:16:00.002+08:00

I don't know what to put as my blog title so I'm just writing content first.
SO, today we celebrated priscilla's birthday during sunday school. yes, it was another birthday courtesy of fangren and the birthday crew(ie. mindez, clarissa, jamie, fang qi and jerusha. They helped for three of the birthdays)
So you must be wondering, when will it be my turn? Well, I want to keep the surprise so good luck to you finding out.
Anyway, I'm gonna go play some Gunz now so enjoy this short post !

how to have fun without watching star trek

2009-05-15T07:54:00.000+08:00

Super sad lah, my mum did not let me watch wolverine this week, don't even know if it's still showing next week :((((((((((((((((((((
And of course star trek definately cannot watch, hope to be able to get the pirated dvd's soon :P.
But, on the bright side, I found my marvel ultimate alliance xbox game lying somewhere beneath my physics nots.
Bingo, wolverine is inside marvel mah, so, there is some element of wolverine, right?right??
ahh, who am I kidding....
So now as I finish writing this post i'm gonna MASSIVE CHIONG AH to my xbox and play. Haven't even played halo 2 yet.....
On the news, I discovered this awsome website that posts music vids for about every singer/band there is. Now I don't know if i'm the only loser who just found out about this website, but give me some credit will ya?
Go see!:http://www.muvids.com/

50 posts and 500 viewers later.....

2009-05-13T15:59:00.000+08:00

So I checked my blog dashboard today and found out this is my 50th blog post.
wheeeeeeee............
And its also close to the 500th viewer! i'm the 495 person to visit my own blog, wow.....
But I decided to celebrate this fateful occasion by giving the 500th person a mysterious gift.lol
SO. If YOU are the lucky viewer today, all you have to do to get that mysterious prize is, call my handphone number, then the absolute first thing you have to tell me is:"eggface". If you dont say it, i will assume you didnt read this blog. So happy viewing!

Under the tree, Over the bush, nothing but work

2009-05-10T21:48:00.000+08:00

So I'm using my mum's com, very nice vaio desktop. Right now I'm just happy to get to use a computer. Yesterday got to play at fangren's house.
Sure, we studied a bit and "rested" appropriately, but he had this cool psp game, kinda like final fantasy tactics, uber cool game, compared to burnout dominator anyway(not even mine, borrow from fangren). So, now studying A maths, blegh...
Why can't we be tested on specific subjects only? I dont mind having ONLY physics, but chinese and A maths????? xiao xiao liao.
But to take my mind off it, I already started planning my "recovery" phase.
1st. Play Lan on thursday after chinese paper
2nd. Watch Wolverine and Star trek if possible
3rd. Go my friend's house play halo wars and fable 2
4th. in 2 weeks watch night at the museum 2(did not even know it was coming out)
So as you can see, I'm geared up to make the best of the time I have before the exams results come out.
Good luck to anybody taking exams reading this. Peace Ya'll.

Let Me Hear You Say The Magic Word

2009-05-08T11:45:00.000+08:00

Well, its friday again, so you know what that means...
For those of you who don't(not surprised) This is the part of my post where I start shouting about friday.
ok, here it goes...
Let me hear you say, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nothing could be sweeter to my ears, well exept sugar and Jason Mraz.......
But anyway, this is the kind of thing we all need. Come on, admit it..... Take a break from the severely depressing and difficult exam papers, lift your head up and take a deep breath. I mean it!
On some more important news, MAS SELAMAT has been captured! not in singapore however, but in Johor. Lousy Singapore government .............. The only thing they know how to do is make us pay money and spend it on useless stuff for themselves...............

give me time and I'll give you a cookie

2009-05-05T15:26:00.000+08:00

Today is fang rens birthday, yay,....... you can tell I'm so exited right?
So depressed by the exams, very demoralising how the first few exams went by so slowly..............
Don't know how I'm gonna score any A1's.................
So tommorrow im doing social studies plus physics, the"can die" duo. SS so difficult, so manny things to remember... physics?........More or less the same....
Sigh, Schools never do justice at the worst moments in life........................

I can hear deafness

2009-04-30T22:18:00.000+08:00

If you are dilligent in reading my blog (who am I kidding.....) you would remember one of my abstract posts saying "Someone told me i could sing "
Well now here is the rebut, my friend is tone deaf and she drinks jolly shandy ALMOST as frequent as fangren (no easy feat).
Result: averted senses, loss of money courtesy of jolly shandy (ok, she wasn't drunk), false praises and one heck of a drinking contest. I don't want to continue on because she is probably reading this quietly, like an asassin....
Why am I even writing this...
OH YEAH.... BECAUSE SOMEBODY INVENTED EXAMS AND SOMEBODY TOLD IT TO BE NOW...........

B.O.O.M but no headshot?

2009-04-27T21:27:00.000+08:00

Today, my senior rebels in Maris Stella made a near futile attempt to combat against our school's canteen vendors. I'm serious about this, it is seriously very unhealthy! They sell scrambled eggs from the freezer and microwave it for 1 min. They had cockroaches in their noodles and weevils in the rice. I'm not joking here....
So anyway they tried to boycott the school by asking all the upper sec to bring their own food from home. Not what you might call successful......
About 5 classes or less responded with "free" snacks for the rest of their peers, generally the "free" term attracted them and in the end, the majority of upper sec still ate the horrible canteen food..... I mean, the teachers didn't even SEE the difference.... At least the canteen aunties are smarter....... They asked why we were doing it and obviously dissaproved because they weren't gonna make profit this way.
If you don't know, our prinicipal is retarded, he can only do 5 things properly:
1. Wave at the students
2. Shake hands only with V.I.Ps
3. Recieve anything worth something (ie. medals, trophys, donations...)
4. Make himself look important (NOT)
5. Polish is bald head till I can see my reflection
Anyway the vice-principal usually does all the feedback and other "unimportant" stuff. That loser can't even answer simple questions......
Student A: "Sir, why can't we bring handphones to school while ALL the lower secs can bring their macs (macbooks) and access internet free??"
Vice-Principal: "I will look into the matter... (I'm too important to listen, I'm VICE eh, Don't play play hor)"
Student B: "Mr idiot, why can't you get REAL vendors instead of a catering company??"
Vice-Principle: "We are trying to get ppl but with no success.... (EH, u think money grow on trees ar? School need money lar, how can the teachers survive without our coffee, how can I, THE VICE-PRINCIPAL, live without my daily taxi fare income)." (yes he takes a taxi to school)
Student C: "Oi cher, why no air-con in the hall but got air-con in the most useless part of the school where nobody goes??( school gallery with no-thing inside)
Vice-Principle: "It costs too much to put glass around the hall to seal... (OI, Gallery is IMPOTANT OK??? Our guests will come, see our BEAUTIFUL room and make donations and we will get ALL THE MONEY TO OURSELVES MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA)
I rest my case..

Untitled

2009-04-25T20:48:00.000+08:00

I got nothing to blog about so GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean it.
IM SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
You must be so bored reading this far....
I'll count to 3 and if you aren't gone I'll ban you.
1....................
2......................
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..........................................
I am SO in need of TF2 right now.................

Evilness from 1-5

2009-04-24T19:14:00.000+08:00

When I talk about my school, I always talk about the negative, saying their food sucks(true), the facilities remind me of an indian homeless shelter(truer), we have the most number of useless teachers and principals in the school(truest).
But I'm gonna talk about 1, ok maybe 2 good things that are coming up.
1st, the sec 4s in my school are rallying up against bad school food, seriously. Even the P.E teachers say its not good for us! So on monday, we are STRONGLY encouraged to bring our own food. Tyranny is strong in Maris Stella, so we are going to prove that rebellion is just as strong.
For you peeps from my school who are reading this, you better do it.

The shock of thunder

2009-04-23T20:25:00.000+08:00

Before I start my time wasting it on typing this, would like to direct your attention to the bottom of the screen, not now, let me finish. The song is called "The shock of lightning" by Oasis, some popular british rock band, and i Love the song!
Now, with nothing left to do on my homework list(exept chinese) I can start playing.
There seems to be a relationship between the nearing of exams and computer usage. "They are linearly related" my maths teacher would say.
Even as I indulge in the somewhat transparent joy of using my fingers to produce language, my mom is probably listening on the wall in case I start playing music.
Did I mention how much I love headphones :E

Why must chinese be in chinese

2009-04-22T15:17:00.000+08:00

CHinese sucks, I'm sure you know. WHY! Why must it be? Can't chinese be like english? Malay at least uses english letters! China people are another thing, monday our class got pwned in inter-class handball tournament by Chinese nationals.
You must be wondering, "Ask for age limit lar!"
Teacher said:" WHat talking you, they are all ordinary whad!"
Yea, if you can look past their DAM BLOODY BIG BRAINS!!!!! Their freaking chairman was taller than me!!!!! So I was the goalkeeper since the goal wasn't as big as a soccer goal post(if it was we would be finished even faster). Bloody chinaman jumped high in the air and ZHOOM. I look behind me and the ball was just sitting there.
Of course I attempted to save it, but he threw it like it was aimed at my principal's bald head.........

root of all problems

2009-04-21T15:14:00.000+08:00

Have I discovered a new meaning to study? Has my life been changed forever? Am I going to stop blogging? Am I spoiling my computer? Will my mum catch me doing this?
In life, we have many unanswered questions, and for every one, there is always a prefered answer. It doesn't matter if you don't know how to do what, or why to do when. All things end with fortunate and unfortunate results.
Take this morning for example where my camera acted up and missed valuable shots of uber tau pok. The silver lining is, I still got videos and photos :)
Thus may seem unrelated as I am currently drinking a can of root beer(HIGH) so for the sake of all those smart people reading this, I will stop writing......................................... now

20th April, Official TAU POK day

2009-04-20T16:21:00.000+08:00

Today on the 20th of April, schools all over singapore(well mine at least) celebrate the one team-building exercise that most P.E teachers tend to ignore: TAU POK!!!!
Yes, today after P.E, we did a "marathon" by tau poking 2 classes and about 12 people(two people twice). It was smiles all around, well exept for the tau pokie(new word: means the person who gets tau pok :) Anyway, it was a lucky break cause our teacher wasn't here. But tomorrow, there will be an ameteur "Class Photo". If you don't get it you must bbe dumber than me (*Gasp!*) Uploading photos and vids on facebook, the last time I tried it here, my com turned into a microwave oven

Thankful

2009-04-18T10:20:00.000+08:00

This morning I woke up and felt different, not like I'm taller or anything..
But I actually feel thankful for my school. Madness, I'm sure, but I just have unforeseeable reasons. I'm thankful for friends, wonderful friends who repel my times of loneliness and misery. School friends especially, for making life at maris stella high school better than miserable. My old primary school friends, I don't think any of you gyes are reading this, but I just want to say thanks for the memories in what used to make me love school. Well, primary school.....
Enough of emotional talk, now I'm prepared to go youth alpha :) today.
I downloaded "yo momma" on my iPhone and ruth is "dying" to see it. Hope she isn't too dissapointed........

One big melody

2009-04-17T21:36:00.000+08:00

Getting the chance to use the comp makes me feel how fortunate I am to even HAVE a laptop. NOOO just joking, anyway thats what my mum wants me to feel.
Ruth kinda left me in the dark when she said "I need to use your guitar clamp. Don't you dare ask me why and be a kpo or I will turn in to pudge the bootcher and hook you. AHhhh, fresh meat....." Then she told me to wish her luck for her auditions. At this point I can only think of 4 most possible reasons:

Ruth forgot that project superstar audition has ended and can't accept reality.
Ruth thinks Singapore Idol auditions have started and went to queue somewhere so that when its her birthday and they actually start auditions, she will be the first one there to camwhore in front of Singapore.{unlikely}
Ruth is going for a school competition that will promote youths to play guitar properly. HEY I WASN'T INVITED!!!!!!
{Most possible of all} Ruth turns into pudge and rots its guitar and adds it to his flesh heap(I don't know why she needs the guitar clamp)

So 4 valid reasons for a not so reasonable girl.(I suck at endings, my teacher told me at oral exam)

I tell myself everyday I can't sing. But few people around me say I can. I hope they are partially deaf or mentally challenged. I prefer the latter....

Back in Pink

2009-04-15T21:04:00.000+08:00

In my leave of absence from this forsaken laptop, it seems a lot has not been heard. Let me start with the topic of school.
For few avid viewers of my blog, you would remember I posted a link to a guy who blogged about the school's bountiful bad points. Well now he is back with his new blog appropriately called:http://wewanthpsallowed.blogspot.com/
For some others who don't know, my school is possibly the only school in the world that does not permit the bringing of handphones. Rediculous? Absolutely. Sensical? Madness.
Point is, we students give sensible reasons. What does the school do? Overlook, Don care, Forget, Rebutt.
Don't get me wrong here, I'm not being one-sided and complaining just because its MARIS STELLA after all. I'm just giving you a short form of the long complicated answer he writes in the blog, be prepared....
Seems like I'm too lazy to write anything more, so I'll just say that Exams are around the corner. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The letter

2009-04-13T15:41:00.000+08:00

Letter writing. Most of us should be familiar with the situational writing skill (if you are not, then you are probably aged 13 or less so dont read).
Anyway, teacher ask us write letter, says can use computer send her email also can. Now I'm 3 days late and still donno what to do... Haven't do in a long time lah, don't blame me.....
So now I'm writing my "letter" in hope of getting some well needed inspiration.... As if that will ever happen......
"If you were from where I was from, you'd be f***ing dead!"
Scout a bit vulgar but he's from New York so that's quite understandable. He moves fast and can double-jump, but he only has a 'scatter' gun and a mini pistol. Not much of a war horse, but should do the trick for hit and run tactics or capture the flag :)

May the force be with me

2009-04-11T10:51:00.000+08:00

I am a mini fan of star wars, I watched all the movies, I know who Darth Vader really is, I even know who is Darth Vader's apprentice. But the force is strong with Luke Skywalker..................
Totally unrelated by the way, I'm just happy its SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!! The 3rd best day in the entire week, 3rd because you have to finish your weekend homework for about an hour or more.. After that? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Watching Jason MR-AZ at singapore indoor stadium again, just noticed he used a electric accoustic for geek in the pink :) :D :E
Ahh TF2...... Hope someone can get it for me.....
"Some people think they can outsmart me. I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullets...." Heavy weapons gye from TF2,he carries this big-ass chaingun than sprays like mad!!

Great Friday

2009-04-10T21:03:00.000+08:00

Today is Good Friday, very symbolic for christians all over the world.......
But I think that it should be Great Friday. Who can ask for more? A friday and a holiday AND symbolic, all on the same day!!!!
Today finally got to play Gunz at fang rens house in 3 weeks!!!! but only played 3 games......... He thinks Call of Duty 4: morden warfare is the best game in the world.... Obviously Gunz is far superior... can soldiers slash jump? Can soldiers hold 2 pistols and submachine guns?? Can soldiers use dual katanas?? Hmph, I rather call it Cog of Doody 4: Bordem Peefare....
Seems to suit the gameplay alot.

15 Reasons I hate chinese

2009-04-09T20:16:00.000+08:00

CHINESEEEEEEEEEEEE SUCKS!!!! Wa piang leh, let megive you a brief history on my hating of chinese. ahem
In primary 3 I failed chinese until now, yes, every single test, assignment, ting xie, zuo wen(omg am i speaking chinese) up till now I have failed over 20 examination papers. If that wasn't bad enough, it caused me to have a whole different kind of hatred for things chinese. Let me list down the 15 reasons:

hate chinese language
hate chinese teachers
hate chinese TUTION teachers
hate chinese tv shows
hate chinese movies(exept english translated ones with jackie chan inside)
hate chinese soup
hate chinese medicine
hate chinese newspaper
hate chinese books
hate chinese(made in china) cars
hate chinese computers
hate chinese dictionaries
hate chinese homework
hate chinese projects
hate chinese schools

What do you know, 15 years old(almost) and 15 chinese things i hate. I am not totally objective against all things chinese, I like chinese holidays, chinese food(depends)............. cant think of any more....
Tomorrow is GOOD FRIDAY!!!!. Should be GREAT friday cause its a holiday AND its FRIDAY on the same day!!!! Pure joy... Of course its very symbolic for us christians and catholics all over the world, but hey, im still a 'kid'. I deserve some good R&R once in a while :)
"To solve a problem, use a gun. If that don't work, use more gun..."
Engineer is such an awsome defender in TF2, he builds turrets and teleporters. Of course he has a gun, but wouldn't it be more fun for your own invention to score a kill?
There's no need to, complicate. Cause our time is short, this is our fate, I'm yours

Anti-homework

2009-04-08T15:07:00.000+08:00

Today during english, the teacher was so boring, I finally got the chance to sleep when she told us to do comprehension..... I drew a prototype for the future. Maybe one of my greatly smarter friends can become the CEO of a major company, then I can be the long forgotten loner who failed everything and became a beggar...... So anyway, its an invention I would like to call the TERMINATOR-for homework only. Its a simple concept really, teacher gives homework > you hate doing the homework > give homework to the terminator(trademark) > terminator scans... > scanning..... > poof > using specific algorithms and analysers for each specific subject( most importantly CHINESE) the terminator calculates the reasonable answers and prints it as per your suited handwriting style. And, if you want to keep it real, you can set it to "moderate" and some questions will be answered wrong on purpose. I can already smell the money flowing into my somewhat empty pockets (batteries not included).
STILL WANT TF2!!!!!!!!!!! "If I were a bad demoman, I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YOU NOW WOULD I???"
Makes me laugh everytime..... and the trademark after-kill-phrase:
"Looks like they gonna have to glue you back together... IN HELL!" demoman is from scotland, if you can imagine the accent, I bet my textbooks you would be grinning right now :E

GEEK

2009-04-07T20:16:00.000+08:00

Biology always struck me as a subject of little learning. Sure, there might be some knowledge somewhere but the general way to pass it in my opinion is pure memorizing revision of notes. Now, I may not have the results to support that statement, but its clearly a relief to realise that......
I WANT TF2!!!! Such a nice game, kinda like CS but without buying guns. There are 9 characters: The soldier, the sniper, the heavy(weapons gye), the engineer, the demoman(explosives), the spy, the scout, the flamethrower guy? and the medic. Such a nice set of troopers :) Like quoting what they might say, they come from all over the world. Like the sniper is from Austrailia. He would say "BOOM, headshot". Ok, maybe it doesn't really represent where he is from, but you gotta love the aussie accent(imagine it)
Geek is the colour for fall, I'm the geek in the pink

I'm doing what?

2009-04-06T20:59:00.000+08:00

Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing, sometimes I do and it always turns out badly. I can't stop using the computer, but I know what I'm trying to do. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Falling asleep, stupid lessons were so boring I had to stay awake..............
Nothing makes sense, but then again senses make themselves tangible to us. We don't choose our actions but actions tell of our choices in life...............
Oh yeah, I played Gunz today, haven't touched it in almost 2 weeks?

Splat, Money and Rain

2009-04-05T14:51:00.000+08:00

Today fangren was an usher in church (ie. swanky on the outside, inside is a different story) He wore a SUPER RICH purple shirt. Moving on, we celebrated naomi's birthday about 3 days later but there was CAKE! Ok, maybe I just enlarged it to make it look bigger.... But it was really nice, I got the group photo right here:

Then of course, the birthday girl got her face driven into the cake, courtesy of fangren:

Way to go dude :) After splat, Ruth gave me $10 as part of the $700 she owes me. $MONEY$

Then when I was going home, the biggest torrential rain I have ever seen made the stairs into waterfalls, REALLY!
Going to upload the pics on facebook now, come see at:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2053319&id=1208464982#/album.php?aid=148392&id=1208464982

200 viewers and decreasing

2009-04-04T10:26:00.000+08:00

I have this strange feeling, its something like deja vu but i'm not predicting the future or anything.... I don't know whether its because I write too much or people are jealous that I can write so often(HIGHLY DOUBT IT) but either way, my viewers have cut me off their "Favourties" list and I would probably be lucky to get 5 or more hits. Starting to feel like taking off that stupid counter, or reseting it. Makes me feel like nobody is reading.... Well exept for you guys reading this who probably have nothing better to do. I thank you for spending the few seconds reading my blog for 2-3 viewers a day is better than 0.

I don't care, CAUSE ITS FRRIIIIIDDDAYYYAYYY

2009-04-03T20:16:00.000+08:00

In times of turmoil, in times of need. In times of hardship, in times of strife. When morale is low and death lurks all around, there can only be one word that gives hope, FRRRIIIIIDDDAAAAAYYYYY.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the day that we have all waited for 5-7 days is finally here, FRRRIIIIIIDDDAAAAAYYYY! Honestly, what would we be without the most refreshing day of the entire week( sundays not included) FRIDAY: last day of school and most work, starting of the weekends, NEVER HAVING TO SEE ANOTHER TEACHER(not tution teachers) FOR ALMOST 48 HOURS WHOOOOOOOO!
Now if you don't mind I wish to utilize those 48 hours fully.

You sing , I dance and We all steal things

2009-04-02T14:09:00.000+08:00

Nobody is perfect (especially me) but I don't know why my guitar sounds so funny all of a sudden. I was practicing while watching a vid on my laptop when I realised something was wrong with my guitar. At first I thought it was just bad tuning, but the whole string was bad, no matter how I tuned it.... SO, I haven't touched my guitar in almost 20 hours.... OMG OMG OMG OMG.......... no la jking. anyway I was thinking of performing for teachers day but then I came to my senses... WHY SHOULD I BE DOING ANYTHING FOR TEACHERS WHO GIVE ME CHINESE HOMEWORK???????

(April) FOOLS DAY

2009-04-01T17:49:00.000+08:00

It has been tradition that every ear on the 1st of april, someone has to be tricked on a non-public holiday. Stupid PAP with non holiday april fools......
I have always blamed the government for almost everything that goes wrong with my life.. WHO let the principal build the school? Government. WHO invented PSLE?? Government. WHO makes us go NS against our will? Government. WHO raised gst to 7%??? Government. I rest my case

Ears only

2009-03-31T16:39:00.000+08:00

Well obviously my blog has degraded from 5 hits per day to 0 hits per day. well I guess the laptop can also be a good person to talk to.,,.... Hi what sup laptop, still laggy? well I can't help it since its ALL YOUR BLOODY FAULT!
Anyway, incredibly I have 1 person requesting a long story that happend 23 hours ago..... oh ya its about why I stopped my guitar lessons...

It started when I was going to guitar lessons at a secret location when the teacher said ok, today I want you to practice playing some maroon 5 songs... At first i was saying "haha very funny" but he never laughed and started going 'mad' "WHAT THE?? MAROON 5??? WHO YOU THINK I AM????" So then he told me to calm down, and said I don't expect you to sing duh, it will cause the other students next door to explode their superiorly smart brains all over the place and the windows will break, I WILL LOSE MY JOB!!!!(Direct English- Marcus Language translation) So I relaxed for another 5 seconds when he says Oh ya btw you need to buy an electric guitar to play... Then my shouting began agian.... fastforwarding to his explanation, he wants me not only to finish my accoustic guitar training.. he wants to give me the whole package!!! Bass, Electric, Electric accoustic..... ELECTRIC GUITAR SO EXPENSIVE HOW HE EXPECT ME TO BUY??? So I ask him" Sir, my dad has an electric accoustic guitar, will that do" NOOOOOO MUST BUY THE ELECTRIC GUITAR TO ACHIEVE FULL POTENTIAL AND..... blah blah blah...... "THATS IT I QUIT!!!" so thats what happened.. now I'm looking for a new teacher.. highly doubt I will find one but keeping the dream alive :).... just like keeping this blog alive.................................

Mission impossible 3.75

2009-03-30T18:02:00.000+08:00

I am beginning to use my laptop more often as it gives me time to use facebook and obviously blogs ore often.
Therefore, the equation can be formed: Internet time=Happines+laptop
My apologies, maths was very tedious today. Finding it very hard to focus on anything now, got a lot of things on my mind.............

Eragon

2009-03-29T19:29:00.000+08:00

So I'm watching tv while my mum is sleeping and I have no choice but to use my laggy laptop of death to blog. Then I remembered that they were showing eragon on tv so I decided to watch since the trilogy is THE BEST BOOK SERIES EVER!!!!!
So I can't play much now that my mum doesn't go out as often as she used to............ Well at least I can use a computer right?? right????

E-style

2009-03-28T10:51:00.001+08:00

This morning I got up at 9 and realised my mum went out for shopping. I should have woken up earlier...... So I started off with doing my chinese homework (chinese tution in an hour) I actually didn't plan on doing it but I was scared later the teacher call my parents.(shiver)
Played alittle gunz and found out I'm E-style player.......
Actually it stands for Engaging player-style, very abstract so pls ignore.
I want Team Fortress 2!!!!! its so cool when I play at avery's house and I want one!!!
What's that? You don't know where to buy? Neither do I............................................

Run and don't look back

2009-03-27T21:18:00.000+08:00

Today I ran along with the entire school in the maris stella "cross country" run.
I thought cross countries were longer than 4.8km but anyway there was no reason for running whatsoever.... Just empty CIP points...
Again I must specify how much I have to go through just to type a few sentences.... sneaking about is getting harder already.... Anyway I think there isn't anybody who is reading this so its ok............................................ Im ok...................................................................................

I could be the one to take you home

2009-03-26T21:08:00.000+08:00

NEWS ON MY PHOnes:
Iphone status: busted
Nokia status: in the progress of being busted
New nokia status: undergoing repairs
Other than that nothing else comes to my mind..... IM HUNGERY FOR MONEY
debt status:$700 left
So anyway I have been uploading Gunz videos recently cause its a rocking game for the skilled...
Here is one for you:

I know its a little fast and the screen is small, but I hope you see my skill in this vid, took me quite a while to upload...

Finally, I've been noticing very few hits lately.. WHERE MY HOMIES AT????

The only day where learning takes place....

2009-03-25T09:52:00.000+08:00

If you are wondering what super powers I must have for blogging at almost 10 am in the morning, I can tell you the only other possibility.
MARIS STELLA E-LEARNING AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHA
anyway its the thing that we stay at home to learn and do hw etc. in case of a SARS outbreak.
Stupid yes, Brilliant yes.
So I woke up at about 6 am to say I was 'doing hw' until about 8 am I stopped playing to get some work done.
By 930 I didnt do a single thing other than listening to useless podcasts..
10 am: here i am blogging cause I don't feel like starting yet. Maybe I'll play another round of Gunz and show you the videos :)
My stomach is growling now cause I didn't eat breakfast for 4 hours :p GTG AHAHHAHAHAHA

It Won't Be Soon Before Long....

2009-03-24T17:44:00.000+08:00

Well I was surprised that my mum let me use the comp. She was like:" Don't you need to use the comp for facebook and other stuff?" I was still doing hw and then she said "I give you 45 mins"
YAYNESS!!!!
Anyway I need to chiong my Gunz now!!!!! SO I LEAVE YOU WITH ONE BIT OF ADVICE!!
Do homework and rewards will come to you! BB